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Friday, January 13, 2006

Space Cows

(I got this from Jon Goff at Selenian Boondocks)

Nell Boortz has a funny list of the politics of cows. But he left out two important groups:

You have one cow.
The cow just runs around in circles in the field.
You miss your old cow.
You can't rely on any other farmers (because farming is just too hard)
You retire your cow, dig up your old cows bones and wrap it in new leather.

Alt Space
You have fifty cow designs
Any one of your cows would put out 50 times the milk of government cows
If only you had money...

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